How to kill Hitler

 

 

What is needed?

Time machine (preferably a Tardis)

Chloroform gas

nurse or doctor costume

Syringe

 

Estimated time taken

4-5 hours

 

Killing Hitler is one of the most difficult challenges one can face but with this method you can exterminate one of the worst personalities of history and therefore save the lives of millions. This might seem like an elaborate approach at first sight but it is the most guaranteed way for killing Hitler.

 

1. Acquire a time machine. If you cannot afford buying a high-functional time machine, then steal one from Gallifrey, as they are not that popular with Gallifreyan people.

2. Find out how to use it by reading the manual. Usually the manual is stored in a box on the left side of the door.

3. Travel to 13th October 1918, when Hitler will have gone temporarily blind because of a gas attack in World War I. Take the chloroform gas with you.

4. Park the time machine right in front of the infirmary where Hitler stays.

5. Try to get access to the infirmary. To do so, dress up as a nurse or a doctor. If you can’t make it into the infirmary, use the chloroform gas to make the doorkeeper pass out.

6. Look for Hitler.

7. Approach Hitler and gain his trust by saying the following sentence, “Ich bin die Krankenschwester und werde mich um dich kümmern“. Make this sentence sound as German as you can.

8. Gain his trust by checking his pulse and his eyes, so that he has the feeling that you are really a nurse or a doctor.

The following steps have to be done really quickly

 

9. Take the syringe and inject a bubble of air into a main artery.

 

10. Drop everything.

11. Run to your time machine.

12. Fly back to the time you live in.

 

Now that you are in a different time, you can’t be caught for murdering Hitler. Well done!

 

Link to flowchart: https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1D4DIld9txB1e3n7z68pm3vnvBrGRV8hVUZIm-8E2Bu0/edit